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| dibs |
Posted - 20/05/2012 : 02:02:52 https://www.extrasni.com/news
A paid gig!
"We require people of all ages & all shapes & sizes, but this year we specifically need: MALES: - with short length hair of every colour - with shoulder length hair of every colour - all hair lengths with and without good beards - with short blonde hair - with long dark hair & beards - sporty, strong & fit types - any male amputees
We’re always interested in men: - with special skills: archery, combat-skills, martial arts, military experience, rowers & sailors - in smaller numbers we generally require: farmers, butchers, carpenters, iron workers, blacksmiths, weavers, medieval musicians
FEMALES:- With long natural undyed hair
And men or women that are over 18 and that are under 5ft in height."
So I reckon if you're a 4 foot 11 bearded amputee lute player you're a shoo-in.
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| OriginalAnimal |
Posted - 20/05/2012 : 17:19:41 quote: Originally posted by WendyB
You'd be ideal Phil - they want men with short blonde hair and military experience, notwithstanding yours is wearing Roman armour! I think you may be best leaving the red stilettos at home.
  
I have had a request from a certain truck owning member of this forum to borrow my stilettos, as they would bring him up to 4'11" 
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| WendyB |
Posted - 20/05/2012 : 16:17:57 You'd be ideal Phil - they want men with short blonde hair and military experience, notwithstanding yours is wearing Roman armour! I think you may be best leaving the red stilettos at home. |
| OriginalAnimal |
Posted - 20/05/2012 : 15:51:02 I have found the ideal candidate
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ty68LPKRQQQ
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| Grahame B |
Posted - 20/05/2012 : 11:28:10 Oho ! So there is a third series coming...
Mully, if you get the gig, tell Emilia Clarke that I think she's cute.
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| mully |
Posted - 20/05/2012 : 02:47:13 OK, so...
I'm in, I reckon. I've done a bit of arching, I've a few belts in the oul' marital arts, and I'm a medieval musician.
I don't do auditions, though. I get phoned, I don't phone. I've just sawed off my left leg, so I expect a call shortly.
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